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Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. Can you do telekinesis? One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong? Are you a drill sergeant?
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188 R-Rated Dirty Pick Up Lines

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Skip navigation! Story from Online Dating. You know, the sexy kind. And these pick-up lines have a very different purpose than cheesy pick-up lines, and are generally not good idea to use on strangers. Before you ask somebody, "Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?
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My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina? Hi, i'm a burgular You can call me "The Fireman" I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
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If you do not mind all male eyes riveting on you as you walk by, then you can go for pants and give the male eyes something to feed on. What does pants tell men about you. Confidence is one of the traits men love in women.
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